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Laughs guaranteed! 😂
A Funny Roast Gram is the perfect way to call someone out with love — playful, bold, and unforgettable.

Whether it’s for a birthday, best friend, coworker, sibling, or just because, Kitty Grams delivers a lighthearted roast that keeps it funny, respectful, and fun — never mean.

We turn your inside jokes, personality traits, and funny moments into a custom roast performance they’ll be talking about long after it’s over.

😂 What’s Included

✅ A custom-written roast tailored to your message
✅ Delivered in-person (Maury County & surrounding areas) or virtually by video
✅ Lighthearted, playful humor — never mean or cruel
✅ One performance (spoken or lightly rapped style)
✅ Personalized details included at no extra cost

🔥 Add-Ons Available

➕ Props or costumes (+$10)
➕ Extra roast verse (+$15)
➕ Express delivery / same-day (+$20)
➕ Personalized script upgrade (+$15)

✨ Example: “Happy Birthday, Mike — 40 years old and still can’t work the TV remote!”

🎉 Perfect For

• Birthdays
• Best friends
• Office jokes
• Sibling rivalries
• Bachelor / bachelorette fun
• “Just because” laughs

⚠️ Important Notes

• Starting price varies by delivery type
• Roasts are funny, not cruel — we keep it respectful
• Travel fees may apply depending on location
• Same-day delivery available as an add-on
• Add-ons let you make it louder, longer, or extra dramatic 😏

Tell us the tea ☕ — we’ll turn it into comedy gold.

Choose the vibe (playful, savage-but-safe, sarcastic, or silly), and we’ll handle the delivery.

All messages are delivered respectfully — you control the tone and content.

🚗 Delivery Notes

Live performances are subject to availability.
Travel fee may apply for in-person deliveries (+$10–$20 depending on distance).

Book a Funny Roast Gram 😂🔥

⚠️ Disclaimer

Roasts are consensual, comedic, and meant for fun only. We do not perform hateful, harmful, or inappropriate content.

Kitty Grams provides personalized message delivery for entertainment purposes only. All performances are intended to be fun, respectful, and non-threatening. We do not engage in harassment, hate speech, threats, or illegal activity.

Messages are delivered exactly as approved by the purchaser. Kitty Grams is not responsible for recipient reactions or outcomes once the message has been delivered.

We reserve the right to decline or modify any request that is abusive, unsafe, or violates our policies. No refunds are issued once a performance has been completed.

All roasts are playful, pre-approved, and meant to be taken fun 💛